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With that in mind, picture me and some of my girlfriends, like sexy Kim, Melanie, Didi, Kelly Steele, Linda Mac, Laura Moore, and Sarah Roberts, maybe some of the gorgeous Trashy Girls who cheered when I asian bukkake facials yelled Drop Bras, Not Bombs! at the end of the show last Saturday. Picture us in the Oval Office (the same one where Billy Jeff left his semen stains) , all naked or just wearing Trashy stockings and heels, each of us strategically positioned around the Shrub. There he´d be asian bukkake facials sitting, all tied up (obviously, this would be Japanese-style Bukkake, since I doubt Georgie-poo would do it willingly, though I could be wrong about that) , in his $9000 suit (we don´t need to see his puny package) , with all of us ejaculatrixes talking dirty and shouting anti-war slogans, asian bukkake facials each of us taking turns jilling off on the Prez, rapid-fire to achieve Rapid Dominance, full coverage within minutes. One of us would wear a white-haired wig, pearl choker, and frumpy blue dress, making herself look like Mommy (the only woman he cares about pleasing) . I´d also include a asian bukkake facials few cute guys, like French Foreign Minister Dominique de Villespin who says he loves America, and I believe him. We´d all just love-bomb the Bushman in a big international, multicultural, co-ed, DNA-spraying Bukkake Bombing Crusade until he has that enlightenment experience, that Shock and Awe that would lead him to asian bukkake facials see the diplomatically dumb, dangerous audacity of his ways.

Second, diplomacy requires a bit of romance. Getting the nations of the world to back you up in your plan to pre-emptively pummel one of them into abject submission is a question of seduction. And, as Laura Bush´s apparently asian bukkake facials embalmed smile can attest, Dubya is no Casanova.

Clinton wasn´t just seducing female admirers while in office; the guy romanced whole continents with diplomacy, sweet-talking Northern Ireland into settling down and Rabin and Arafat into shaking hands. Even Daddy Bush seduced most of the nations of the world into asian bukkake facials joining him when they all gangbanged the Wily Iraqi out of Kuwait.

But Dubya doesn´t want to be bothered with seduction. Nah. Here is one politician who really doesn´t care what people think. Why should he? He didn´t need their votes to become President. And he doesn´t need their asian bukkake facials permission to commit mass murder. Cocky? You bet. This is the arrogance of power, privilege and gross stupidity.

People are rising to oppose this war before it even starts, from the Security Council to the streets, wielding sexy signs like The Only Bush I Trust is My Own and asian bukkake facials A Village in Texas Has Lost It´s Idiot, shouting and poking fun at the American Emperor and how he´s not only wearing no clothes, he lost his political erection, just like he never really won that election.

But Bush doesn´t care about these focus groups. He´s reporting to a asian bukkake facials higher power, God (the Christian one) , or Dick (Cheney, of course, not his own dick; if only Bush reported to his own dick like Clinton, we might not be in this mess) . Or maybe he reports to his Mom. His oil buddies. The war industry. Only your favorite asian bukkake facials conspiracy theorist knows for sure. The point is he seems to be going full speed ahead with turning this Cockfight with the guy who tried to kill my dad into WAR with a capital Dubya.

So, what´s the plan, Bushman? The Pentagon calls it Shock and Awe. Being a asian bukkake facials sex therapist and seeing all this stuff through a Darwinian/Freudian/Dr. Ruthian prism, I call it Bukkake Bombing.